You know those carnival games? And you know how some of them are really hard to win and some of them are super easy and everyone wins? Well, that's the difference between love and sex.
Sex is the game where everyone wins a little prize, and no one goes home a loser. And love is the game that's really hard to win. But if you do, and you get to take home that life size stuffed rhinoceros, it feels a whole lot better than taking home a shitty little plastic key chain.